| You're Getting Old When . . . |  |
| You're Getting Old When . . . | |
| You're getting old when you don't care where
your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes - and you're barefoot. Old is when the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis." Old is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. Old is when a babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. Old is when your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. |